What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

After a few moments he returns.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

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Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

{RING} {RING}

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why do women need to wear bras, in spite of the fact that the breasts are an integral part of the body?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Does the interpretation of the Book of בראשית create in all generations the Chosen Cohen People יש מאין?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

HELLO

What's an uncomfortable truth you've learned to accept?

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.